"Olly Olly Oxen Free!"

From time to time it pops up in my head when shall I ever acquire a boyfriend. It seems like everyone either has one or has had one or has at least messed around with a boy in some kind of way, but it doesn't seem like that will every happen for me. 

It's weird being part of the gay world where every guy cares what he looks like. Gays are not perfection although some of us may look like we are. but we are just average people doing the same thing as everyone else. Trying to live life to the limit.

The main point of todays blog is that it seems like everyone complains about being in a relationship or wanting to have one or just whoring around with one. I honestly don't care about any of that. If it hasn't happened for you it will, if someone like you they will ask you out. If you are making-out with some and you feel happy that you did congrats you probably caught mono....jk lets hope y'all children stay DD free.

Well any whose I wish that finding your life partner was as easy as playing hide and seek. Once you got tired of looking for them, you could just yell "Olly Olly oxen and free ," and they would just poke their pretty little head out of what ever spot they were hiding at.

Don't get me wrong bloggers I loving being gay, but I wonder how and why the gay world got so superficial on looks and body image. I'm a plus-sized gay and I wish I could say I love my body or my face but I DON'T. I am a fierce bitch but sadly not with the body or looks. Uhhhhh....I sound so needy and complainy so don't hate me for this blog y'all only I can hate me so in y'all face :Sticking tongue out:  

Oh well...."OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!!!!"


P.S Don't comment on my blog saying everybody wishes that cuz they don't andI would hate you for doing it.

The beginning of My Blog life

As I lay in bed wondering what the hell I can do to occupy my boredom, I gave one of the DAM members, 

Mary, a glance. 

Me: Mary how the hell does a blog work?

Mary: Well it is clearly like facebook but in more detail.

Me: Wow really that sound like fun totally.

Mary: It is if you keep up with it and put interesting stuff about yourself at time along with other stuff that is interesting unlike some people.

Me: Oh really!! (Gasp)

Mary: Yup exactly.

Me: Well Mary I'ma start one and see how it ends up.

Mary: Okay well do your shit then.

Once Mary gave me the look of approval, I thought that I better start now five seconds after she tells me yes. So here I am blogging about something that occurred cuz thats how these things work right? If they don't oh well just screw off if you don't agree with my blogging skills. I'm new to the field of this so called "Blog."